who even was i before i liked hockey
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
a young man I don’t know just told me I was beautiful, it was nice to hear that on a day I’ve least believed it